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Il y avait le "bien manger",
sur Blagues à Blog, voici le "bien rire".

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Elle se penche pour la prendre, la frotte et paf, un génie apparaît.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La femme, étonnée, lui demande alors si elle pourra faire les trois voeux classiques&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;- Non, répond le génie, accorder trois voeux, ces temps-ci, c'est très, très difficile; il y a la crise financière, le chômage qui n'arrête pas de croître, les salaires minables, la situation politique, le prix élevé du pétrole; donc, tout ce que je pourrai concéder, ce sera un seul et unique voeu. Alors dis-moi, que désires-tu ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La femme répond :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;- La paix au Moyen Orient.&lt;br /&gt;- Quoi ? dit le génie, ébahi.&lt;br /&gt;- Tu vois cette carte, dit la femme, bon, ben je veux que dans ce pays-là, les gens arrêtent de se taper dessus à tout bout de champ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Le génie regarde la carte et dit :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;- Mais ça fait des lustres qu'il y a la guerre là-bas. Je fais du bon boulot, mais quand même... Pas bon au point de pouvoir exaucer ce genre de voeu. Demande-moi quelque chose de plus simple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La femme réfléchit un instant et déclare :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;- D'accord ! Pour être honnête, je n'ai jamais réussi à trouver l'homme idéal.. Alors je veux un homme qui soit beau, fort, cultivé, intelligent, attentionné et drôle, qui aime cuisiner et faire le ménage, qui soit une bête au lit, qui s'entende avec ma famille, qui ne passe pas toute la journée à regarder du sport à la télé et qui me soit fidèle à vie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Le génie laisse échapper un profond soupir :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;- Allez, redonne-moi cette putain de carte du Moyen Orient&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Lu sur&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://blague.dumatin.fr/blague-314.htm"&gt;blague.dumatin.fr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-8606480072185014049?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/8606480072185014049/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7462844852115868009&amp;postID=8606480072185014049' title='1 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/8606480072185014049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/8606480072185014049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/2009/11/lhomme-ideal.html' title='L&apos;homme idéal'/><author><name>wouf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18344223580161663600</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08676128173204503174'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7462844852115868009.post-6592167788679781874</id><published>2009-11-10T23:10:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T23:10:36.927+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vidéo'/><title type='text'>Gouine ta grand mère !</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pcuTHdV0Y80&amp;hl=fr&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pcuTHdV0Y80&amp;hl=fr&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-6592167788679781874?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/6592167788679781874/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7462844852115868009&amp;postID=6592167788679781874' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/6592167788679781874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/6592167788679781874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/2009/11/gouine-ta-grand-mere.html' title='Gouine ta grand mère !'/><author><name>wouf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18344223580161663600</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08676128173204503174'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7462844852115868009.post-5107061426759581137</id><published>2009-11-05T11:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T11:44:11.645+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animaux'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vidéo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='N&apos;importe quoi'/><title type='text'>Remi Gaillard est ... 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Je suis un fervent catholique et, justement j'ai un terrible mal de tête…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;Jésus tend la main, touche son front et guérit son mal de tête.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;L'Allemand revient à sa table et raconte ce qui s'est passé. L'Anglais se lève à son tour et va voir Jésus :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&amp;nbsp;Je crois en vous et j'ai un horrible mal au bras&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;Jésus tend la main, touche son bras et guérit son rhumatisme.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;L'Anglais revient à sa table et raconte ce qui s'est passé. 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='N&apos;importe quoi'/><title type='text'>Rémi Gaillard en chauve-souris</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="317"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xawkpo" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xawkpo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="317" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xawkpo"&gt;CHAUVE SOURIS (REMI GAILLARD)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;par &lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/nqtv"&gt;nqtv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A propos, savez-vous comment on appelle une chauve-souris avec des cheveux ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="#" onclick="alert('Une souris !')"&gt;Solution&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div 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term='couple'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sport'/><title type='text'>Incomprehension conjuguale</title><content type='html'>Un couple au bord de la rupture décide d aller voir un conseiller conjugal.  La femme commence sa litanie de critiques. Elle reproche surtout a son mari  sa passion pour le vélo,  ses longs entrainements et ses compétitions  du dimanche. Elle se sent délaissée …&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Le thérapeute  se lève et embrasse goulument  la femme. L’épouse  est scotchée,  l homme abasourdi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Le thérapeute  de dire :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt; " voila  tout ce qui manque a votre femme : chaque jour un baiser de ce type et vous allez reconquérir  votre épouse…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;L’ homme semble avoir compris et prend la parole&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"  Pour  cette  semaine je pourrais vous la déposer avant d aller au boulot  pour le week -end  a venir  impossible  j ai une course  en 2 étapes  "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Lu sur  &lt;a href="http://www.velocite13.com/article-histoire-drole--37486385.html"&gt;http://www.velocite13.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-8573434018859047223?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/8573434018859047223/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7462844852115868009&amp;postID=8573434018859047223' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/8573434018859047223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/8573434018859047223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/2009/10/incomprehension-conjuguale.html' title='Incomprehension conjuguale'/><author><name>wouf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18344223580161663600</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08676128173204503174'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7462844852115868009.post-6923199752749992443</id><published>2009-10-11T08:25:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-11T08:30:04.076+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animaux'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Télévision'/><title type='text'>Devinez la chute ! Chat alors !</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="317" width="400"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lq6NOwkjy9E&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lq6NOwkjy9E&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="400" height="317"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Découvert grâce à un twitt de &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/ficgs"&gt;Ficgs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;(twitter ??? &lt;a href="http://blog.site2wouf.fr/2009/04/en-fait-twitter-quest-ce-que-cest.html"&gt;c'est quoi&lt;/a&gt; ?)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-6923199752749992443?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/6923199752749992443/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7462844852115868009&amp;postID=6923199752749992443' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/6923199752749992443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/6923199752749992443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/2009/10/devinez-la-chute-chat-alors.html' title='Devinez la chute ! Chat alors !'/><author><name>wouf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18344223580161663600</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08676128173204503174'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7462844852115868009.post-6065927979093359811</id><published>2009-10-09T10:04:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-09T10:05:30.677+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Image'/><title type='text'>Comprendre les looks d'aujourd'hui</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://imgur.com/TJNbx.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0"  src="http://imgur.com/TJNbx.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div 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type='html'>&lt;object width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RV6gauLO5Eo&amp;hl=fr&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RV6gauLO5Eo&amp;hl=fr&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Merci à la belle Lili, qui m'a fait redécouvrir cette merveille.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-1204929856367233312?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/1204929856367233312/comments/default' title='Publier les 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type='text/html' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/2009/09/lhomme-tete.html' title='L&apos;homme tête'/><author><name>wouf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18344223580161663600</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08676128173204503174'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7462844852115868009.post-5695143639819840229</id><published>2009-09-18T09:15:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-18T09:15:44.057+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Courte'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pipi caca'/><title type='text'>Dans un petit hotel</title><content type='html'>Un gars va rendre ses clés au concierge de ce petit hôtel miteux avant de quitter l'établissement définitivement.&lt;br /&gt;- "Avez-vous été satisfait de votre séjour?" lui demande le concierge.&lt;br /&gt;- "Eh bien non, justement" lui répond le client. "Je ne reviendrai plus chez vous!"&lt;br /&gt;- "Mais pourquoi?"&lt;br /&gt;- "À plusieurs reprises, lorsque j'ai du aller aux toilettes, je me suis rendu compte qu'il n'y avait plus de papier!"&lt;br /&gt;- "Mais enfin," s'insurge le concierge, "Vous avez une langue!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- "Ehhhh..., " répond le client, "Je n'suis pas contorsionniste, hein!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lu sur &lt;a href="http://cathy-justepourparler.blogspot.com/2009/09/histoires-tres-droles.html"&gt;http://cathy-justepourparler.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-5695143639819840229?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/5695143639819840229/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7462844852115868009&amp;postID=5695143639819840229' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/5695143639819840229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/5695143639819840229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/2009/09/dans-un-petit-hotel.html' title='Dans un petit hotel'/><author><name>wouf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18344223580161663600</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08676128173204503174'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7462844852115868009.post-6771379023086431711</id><published>2009-09-11T14:23:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T14:23:14.412+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vidéo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politique'/><title type='text'>L'oeil de Bernadette</title><content type='html'>Quand Chirac se fait surprendre en flagrant délit de drague...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="317"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4V5wGf5Tt8U&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4V5wGf5Tt8U&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="400" height="317"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-6771379023086431711?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/6771379023086431711/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7462844852115868009&amp;postID=6771379023086431711' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/6771379023086431711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/6771379023086431711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/2009/09/loeil-de-bernadette.html' title='L&apos;oeil de Bernadette'/><author><name>wouf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18344223580161663600</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08676128173204503174'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7462844852115868009.post-1603724094136080974</id><published>2009-09-09T13:12:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T13:12:15.052+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour noir'/><title type='text'>Deux petits somaliens discutent...</title><content type='html'>Deux petits somaliens discutent.&lt;br /&gt;L’un d’entre eux s’écrie :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    J’en peux plus, on crève de faim ici ! Et dire qu’à Nice les enfants s’empiffrent de sandwichs et de sucreries sur la plage. Tant pis, j’y vais, moi !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alors le petit somalien se jette à l’eau et entame un long et très éprouvant périple. Il traverse tout d’ abord la Mer Rouge et perd 4 kilos en nageant.&lt;br /&gt;Puis il longe le Canal de Suez et perd encore 2 kilos. Il traverse ensuite la Méditerranée et perd à nouveau 4 kilos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mais il arrive enfin, complètement épuisé certes, sur la plage de Nice. Il ne lui reste vraiment plus que la peau sur les os. IL a perdu 10 kilos ! Là, il se mélange à un groupe d’enfants en colonie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Une femme arrive vers le petit groupe et crie aux enfants :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Qui n’a pas mangé ? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tout joyeux, le petit somalien s’écrie :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    MOI, MOI, MOI !!!&lt;br /&gt;    Alors c’est bon… Tu peux aller te baigner !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lu sur &lt;a href="http://www.monpanierdeletchis.fr/wordpress/2009/09/09/blague-du-jour-992009/"&gt;http://www.monpanierdeletchis.fr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-1603724094136080974?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/1603724094136080974/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7462844852115868009&amp;postID=1603724094136080974' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/1603724094136080974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/1603724094136080974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/2009/09/deux-petits-somaliens-discutent.html' title='Deux petits somaliens discutent...'/><author><name>wouf</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18344223580161663600</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08676128173204503174'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7462844852115868009.post-8947357900410356997</id><published>2009-09-08T18:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T18:24:18.801+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Longue'/><title type='text'>Le robot détecteur de mensonge : histoire de famille</title><content type='html'>Un homme rentre de son travail avec un robot détecteur de mensonges.&lt;br /&gt;Son fils de 12 ans rentre avec deux heures de retard de l'école.&lt;br /&gt;- Où étais-tu tout ce temps ? demande le père.&lt;br /&gt;- J'étais à la bibliothèque pour préparer un devoir !&lt;br /&gt;Le robot se dirige vers le fils et lui assène une claque...&lt;br /&gt;Le père explique :&lt;br /&gt;- Mon fils, ce robot est un détecteur de mensonges ! Tu ferais mieux de dire la vérité...&lt;br /&gt;- Ok... J'étais chez un copain et nous avons regardé un film : Les 10 Commandements.&lt;br /&gt;Et paf ! Le robot assène de nouveau une claque au fils...&lt;br /&gt;- Aïe ! Bah oui ! En fait, c'était un film porno...&lt;br /&gt;Le père :&lt;br /&gt;- J'ai honte de toi ! À ton âge, je ne mentais jamais à mes parents !&lt;br /&gt;Et paf ! Le robot assène une baffe au père...&lt;br /&gt;La mère se marre :&lt;br /&gt;- Décidément, c'est bien ton fils ...&lt;br /&gt;Et paf ! Une baffe à la mère...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lu sur &lt;a href="http://tahitiht.blogspot.com/2009/09/robot-detecteur-de-mensonges.html"&gt;http://tahitiht.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-8947357900410356997?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com/feeds/8947357900410356997/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7462844852115868009&amp;postID=8947357900410356997' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7462844852115868009/posts/default/8947357900410356997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='html'>Ce que 'on peut entendre dans certaines musiques qui ressemble à du français ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Le célébrissime Scorpion n'a-t-il pas chanté :&lt;br /&gt;"Ce soir j'ai les pieds qui puent" ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ADU4RBOKnJM&amp;hl=fr&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ADU4RBOKnJM&amp;hl=fr&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7462844852115868009-6705943053355052834?l=blagues-en-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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Un gosse (7 ou 8 ans) entre dans un magasin, et demande au vendeur :&lt;br /&gt;- B'jour m'sieur. 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